04 August 2009
Affairs and Krazy Glue...
Affairs of the heart, mind, and body can be sticky propositions. There is always the risk of getting caught, and getting caught is where things can become interesting. Some might say that this is also the point where passions and emotions can lead things to go very wrong.
Although, this particular series of events unfolded in Wisconsin in the USA, it is hardly an only in America kind of event. One can imagine this or other equally bizarre, perhaps nasty things, happening anywhere in the world.
However, the most interesting part of the story, or crime, to date is that all of the women who had affairs with the man conspired along with the man's wife to commit this assault.
One of the women, Therese Ziemann lured the man to a motel. The man, obviously thinking he was on a winner with this one, came freely to the motel. He then agreed to be tied up, and this was presumably because there was a sexy massage on offer. Instead, Ziemann SMS-ed her co-conspirators and the man's wife.
Once all the women were on the scene it would have been worth being a fly on the wall as the man was interrogated about his adulterous ways. In the end, it is alleged that Ziemann punched the fella in the face and then proceeded to glue, with Krazy Glue, his adulterous equipment to his stomach (I am sure that some of my readers, particularly the male ones, are thinking "well if it had been me she would have been Krazy Glue-ing it to my chest").
The women then left the motel when the fella started to scream. The man was finally discovered when his screams caught the attention of passers by.
I guess it is better than having the appendage cut off. However, I wonder how one goes about unsticking a Krazy Glue-d penis to one's stomach. What's your reaction if you are the attending paramedic or the doctor in the receiving hospital. I would imagine this would be something that you certainly do not get to see everyday.
The women have all been released on USD 200 bail.
The moral of this story is, "think before you take the plunge as affairs always end in the stickiest of situations" or is it "think with your head or you might find it stuck to your stomach"?