28 June 2008

RyanAir

It seems that RyanAir is going to offer some interesting additional free services on its Trans-Atlantic flights for its business class customers.

These services are to include free oral sex!

The CEO of RyanAir certainly knows how to stir the pot and generate publicity and get a reaction. RyanAir has been in the news regularly for its creative marketing including the "Girls of RyanAir Calendar" which featured some of RyanAir's most attractive flight attendants in their underwear.

I am sure that there will be plenty of takers for this interesting offer.

15 comments:

Finally Woken said...

Just like Bugils Group and their calendar... does it work? does the airline get more customers? Doubt it...

Finally Woken said...

Whoops... I skipped the oral sex offer... well, in that case, maybe everyone rushes to book business class flights.

Therry said...

Is this a new domestic airline company?

Rob Baiton said...

People always have calendars. So, for me this is a good marketing tool. I guess sex always sells therefore a calendar with scantily clad women probably is a good way to go if you are trying to attract interest from a male clientele.

Does it drive business, probably not. I reckon most people who have a copy of the Bugils' calendar are long term patrons of the various bars anyway.

Yeah, the post was more about the tongue in cheek offer of free oral sex. If it was a real offer, then it certainly looks like the "mile high" club is going to get a raft of new almost members.

I wonder how the flight attendants feel about this? And does the service cater to gay and lesbian passengers as well?

The mind boggles!

Still in town?

Rob Baiton said...

RyanAir is one of Europe's biggest budget air carriers.

It has been around for a lot of years now I think.

Rob Baiton said...

Therry...

What are you doing up at 3.10 on a Sunday morning?

Just getting home and doing the blogging rounds before crashing out? Or are you a blog junkie like myself and have just woken up and the first thing you do is get on line to see who has visited?

rimafauzi said...

oral sex huh? If it works then some bloggers might just offer similar services to get more visitors to their blogs..

;)

Rob Baiton said...

I figured cyber sex was already possible in "some places" and only required asking the right questions!

In my case, I am pretty sure that the offer would not help my sorry looking statistics :D

Antonius Bram said...

i would congratulate any airlines in indonesia which could do the same thing. y'know what's the consequences right, FPI.

Rob Baiton said...

AB...

Thanks for dropping by!

I would reckon that the members of the FPI would be the first in line to receive the free services as for many of them it will be the closest they will ever get to heaven and the promised 72!

I guess the choice will be is the free oral sex worth the additional fare costs for business class? Or is the deal still better at 10 Euros in cattle class (aka economy) but sans the blow job?

It would be a no brainer if the free offer was not class based though, don't ya think? :D

therry said...

Damn. I'm busted bad lol

Nah, I just finished designing a logo then decided to update my blog, and did a little blogwalking for a bit :P

I always check my blog first thing as soon as I turned the laptop on for new comments - doesn't everyone do that? Hehe ...

I'm a blog junkie - a closeted blog junkie lol

Rob Baiton said...

Therry...

It's not like we didn't know that you were a blog junkie :D

Finally Woken said...

Interesting discussion. Oral sex, calendars with scantily clad women, (blog) junkie... Very kinky!

Sorry, Rob, already away now. Back in Jakarta end of next month. Maybe you could join me and Therry next time, might help your statistic if there's a picture of you in a manner of James Bond, squeezed between two girls...

Rob Baiton said...

FW...

Sounds like a plan :D

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