Letter of Recommendation...

This is something that came into the inbox today. I have no idea where it originated, but if there is someone out there who does, then I am more than happy to credit it where credit is due.

It is very clever and very funny. I wonder if, with a bit of thought and effort, I could be this clever.

Enjoy!

LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION

1        Trevor Adams, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2        hard at work in his cubicle. Trevor works independently, without
3        wasting company time talking to colleagues. Trevor never
4        thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5        finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6        measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7        breaks. Trevor is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8        vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9        knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Trevor can be
10      classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be
11      dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Trevor be
12      promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13      executed as soon as possible.


                                          *Addendum*


The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report.
Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.