20 October 2008

Bizarre Sex Stories

Now, this is a story I could not resist covering.

A man in the US has been arrested for receiving sexual favours from a vacuum cleaner at a car wash. I am not quite sure how this works and whether or not solicitation was involved. I am guessing the fella walked up to the machine and said something along the lines of, "if I put in my dollar, will you suck me clean?"

I am also guessing the vacuum did not respond verbally but took the cash and did its thing.

This all came about because a concerned resident saw some strange activity at the car wash and called the police. A police officer turned up and caught a 29-year-old man in the grips of vacuum pleasure and he was arrested. This bizarre sexual encounter took place in Saginaw. Saginaw is in Michigan and is not too far from Detroit.

The fella is currently in jail.

27 comments:

Ecky said...

I'm wondering though...

Rob Baiton said...

Ecky...

Ahhhh, wondering about what? :D

Ecky said...

About how.. and the level of pleasure that he got from that vacuum :D

Rob Baiton said...

Ecky...

Good question! That's what I thought you meant but was not sure :D

Maybe it will come out in the transcript when it goes to court.

My guess was that it was enough that he did not here the copper sneaking up on hime to bust him for having his way with the vacuum cleaner.

rima fauzi said...

Did they 'kill' the vacuum cleaner like they did the cow in bali or the camel in dubai? I wonder what his plea was.. that he was in love witht he vacuum cleaner?
Strange world we live in, a world with strange trolls and men who likes to get it on with vacuum cleaners... :p

therry said...

If the vacuum speed is too much, do you think the man will get circumcised for the second time?

By the way Rob, have you seen a clip on Youtube about a man who was masturbating to a 'botol dispenser?'

But hey!!! Here we go talking about sex and masturbating! Soooo not-intellectual beyond all means!

Rob Baiton said...

Rima...

Don't know about killing it. Perhaps they just cut of the hose?

It is a strange world in which we live. Trolls have some amusement value. I wish I was back at uni so that I could have a legitimate excuse for spending time doing other stuff rather than responding to trolls.

The vacuum cleaner is quite a story. When I saw it I just had to relay it to my readers. I gotta say the vacuum cleaner that my folks own has all the whiz bang attachments but I never thought of it as a sex toy!

As a matter of fact I avoided the vacuum cleaner as much as I could.

Rob Baiton said...

Therry...

This assumes he has been circumsized a first time :D

Perhaps he figured that it might lengthen Mr. Happy or alternatively just make him real happy!

Nope, gotta say I don't generally cruise you tube looking for videos of the fellas making out with bottle dispensers.

I guess it is cheaper than the real thing.

Intellectual. Not a requirement to drop by here and comment. Besides I am guessing bizarre sex, cows, camels, vacuum cleaners, bottle dispensers, masturbating, and you tube will do wonders for my stats :D

I have heard that intellectual / educated sex is soooo overrated. Sometimes people just need to get laid and not think too much about it (not me of course).

Anonymous said...

you call yourself a lawyer?? or a humorist??

Ecky said...

I guess those kind of people are consider as A-sexual, they don't care who or what is their counter part as long as they got the satisfaction from them, they're fine and happy lol

Rob Baiton said...

Anonymous...

Something that distinguishes you from the other anonymous people popping up in my humble abode would be nice.

To answer your question, neither (right now I think I call myself a wanna be journalist)!

Just a fella trying to work out, and get my mind around, the fascination of putting your pecker into a commercial strength car vaccum cleaner at, if I am not mistaken, a public car wash.

Bizarre!

Rob Baiton said...

I wonder what you call sex with a vacuum cleaner. Someone has posed this question before.

I am not sure that a sexual really captures the moment on this one :D

invisible said...

Well for women who are wondering how they can get pleasure from such a device, check this site out:

http://rosedesrochers.todays-woman.net/2007/06/27/vortex-vibrations-vacuum-cleaner-sex-toy/

The 'Vacuum Screamer' is said to give a woman an orgasm in just 10 seconds!

But that wont beat my record of 8 seconds! (and then i woke up...)

Rob Baiton said...

Invisible...

I am not sure whether I should say, thanks for sharing! :D

rima fauzi said...

anonymous, i don't know whether Rob is a lawyer or a humorist, but one thing I know for certain, he is for sure not a vacuumist...
lol

Rob Baiton said...

Rima...

Thanks, I think! :D

santi d said...

OMG!!!! LOL!

Rob Baiton said...

Santi...

You're welcome! :D

GJ said...

In the name of research, If you supply the vacuum cleaner, I'll be man or monkey enough to test it out.......on a banana!! The suction may even take the bend out!!

GJ said...

BTW, did Santi.. use the special vacuum attachment for that response?????

Rob Baiton said...

GJ...

Now there is an interesting thought. I had not even considered that he might have been trying to suck the bend out of his banana.

parvita said...

Oh my good gracious, aren't this so Jerry Springer stuff...some people are just soooo crazy and sooooo horny...

Rob Baiton said...

Parvita...

Had not thought about it being Jerry Springer type stuff. Come to think of it, it probably could make the grade.

Maybe the girlfriend of the fella caught with his apparatus in the apparatus could punch the lights out of the bloke that installed the vacuum machine or something.

Crazy, I get.

Horny? I guess it is taking self-gratification to the next level :D

Gotta say, I have never been that horny that I thought a vacuum cleaner would do the trick.

Oh well.

toshi said...

OH MY GOD.

Humans truly are awesome creatures... They could always find a way to make us laugh with their sexual needs.. Camels, goats, vacuum cleaner?

Geez.


(btw rob, thanks for giving me the laugh of the week! lolz)

Anonymous said...

Thanks for posting this!! After reading it, I went and tried it for myself with my home vacuum.

Wow...it felt great!!

Rob Baiton said...

Anonymous...

Thanks for sharing your experiences.

Perhaps it is best that you remain anonymous for this type of confession.

;)

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