13 July 2008

Mak Erot -- The Penis Enlarger

There are probably very few Indonesian men or women who have not heard of the incredible abilities of Mak Erot (photo by Achmad Fauzie). Mak Erot was reportedly somewhere between the ages of 101 and 130. No one is quite sure, her children and grandchildren included, but it does not really matter any more as the legend has passed. Fortunately though she has apparently passed on her incredible skills to her children and grandchildren.

There are a couple of reasons that I am writing this. It is an interesting story and because I am lead to believe that one of my blogging colleagues, Dilligaf, saw a 3,000 visitor spike in his statistics. So, my ego demands that I write something for this in order to increase my own feelings of self-importance as my stat numbers rapidly increase. Besides I do not get 3,000 visitors in a month let alone with one "strategic" post!

Mak Erot's claim to fame was an ability to lengthen the male member through the use of herbs, traditional remedies, and prayer. Mak Erot was based in Sukabumi in West Java. However, men came from thousands of miles to get the lengthening touch of Mak Erot.

There are plenty of men out there who swear by the treatments. The business of penis enlargement is a multi-million dollar industry and the Mak Erot business is alleged to rake in tens of billions of rupiah. This just goes to show that there are plenty of men out there who are less than satisfied with the gifts that God has bestowed upon them. So, the age old mantra of "bigger is better" rings true for many Indonesians.

For those of you who were to embarrassed or shy to make the trip and get the treatment, there is no need to despair. By all accounts Mak Erot has not been the primary provider of treatments for some time. She passed on her exquisite and exceptional skills to her children. So, even if you had made the trip in recent years it probably would have been her son H. Saepulloh doing all the necessary massaging of members and requisite praying.

Mak Erot had an almost cult following and had reportedly been providing services to many of Indonesia's rich and famous, as well as sex therapists, and ordinary citizens, pretty much anyone who could afford the treatments. Treatments are said to start at around IDR 700,000.

Mak Erot may have passed onto the next world but her gifts and talents have been passed to a new generation of penis enlargers in her family. So, for those of you unhappy with the length of your penis the knowledge of Mak Erot lives on so do not despair.

Just do it, you know you want to go to Sukabumi!

19 comments:

Dilligaf said...

3028 hits due to http://viewsfromtheeast.blogspot.com/2008/04/upsize-this.html

I was extremely surprised, did not know where the traffic had come from until much later

Rob Baiton said...

Dilli...

I am impressed with the numbers that this post generated when news of the old bird's death broke.

Apparently she died late June (28th I read somewhere)and they had been keeping the news on ice.

However, to ensure the knowledge passes the family is embarking on a 140 day fast. I am guessing this is from sunrise to sunset because I would have thought that the number of direct descendents of the legendary penis lengthener would be somewhat less in number ater a 140 days without food.

This would definitely not be good for business!

I am guessing this post is a little late to attract numbers like that as most people will already be Mak Erot-ed out so to speak.

Who knows...but at a 1000 bucks you really do need to be disappointed with the "gift" that you have!

rimafauzi said...

omigod rob, isn't it enough that i visit your blog 100 times a day, that you still need 3000 other visits from other people?
and i thought you thought i was a god.
i should be enough for you.

Rob Baiton said...

More than enough...

I wonder who the equivalent of Mak Erot is for women with "size" issues...after having a squizz at Kate Hudson the other day maybe some recommendations might be in order :D

Silverlines said...

She passed on her exquisite and exceptional skills to her children. So, even if you had made the trip in recent years it probably would have been her son H. Saepulloh doing all the necessary massaging of members and requisite praying.

The question is, would all the men out there be willing to be cured by another man in this particular department? Especially when it comes to massaging and all?
Maybe not all ...

Katadia said...

Rob...we demographers and reproductive health enthusiasts are making a living out of penile implants research :D. Here's a quote from my centre's website on one ongoing project (I am not qualified yet to join the project, sob sob):

"This project has compiled and reviewed evidence of a variety of sexual behaviours thought to have important implications for male and female reproductive health in Indonesia, Vietnam, Thailand and the Philippines. These behaviours include use of herbal and medicinal preparations to influence sexual relations, genital cutting (circumcision) of males and females, penis modifications (implants, adornments, injections), and the use of various sexual stimulants and astringents (eg. Tongkat putih in Indonesia). Analysis of the social context and cultural content of these behaviours were guided by questions about current and potential gender relationships and their impact on reproductive health. This project was the precursor of project 3 on vaginal practices. A book is being prepared about the project results." :)

GJ said...

Something I have never contemplated, see GJ has a heavy burden to bear, and will continue to do so. Maybe a herbal rub by the famed Mak Erot or her son may have the opposite effect than expected on the big banana.

Finally Woken said...

So the trick works? traffic, I mean, not Mak Erot's special skill...

PS: has anyone been to Mak Erot? We need an eyewitness!

Rob Baiton said...

Silverlines...

I was wondering about that too!

Katadia...

Multi-billion dollar industry for sure. Human nature that bigger is better, right?

Looking forward to the book.

GJ...

I guess if there is breast reduction surgery and women can get the vagina tightened, then I am sure there must be something that can be done to allieveate some of that heavy burden that you bear! :D

Anita...

Nah, it has not worked so far my stats are comparable to the same day last week and the week before that. There is no upward trend from yesterday's numbers either.

No one I know has been courageous enough to say they have been.

GJ said...

NOOOOOOOO!!! Your not advocating a "Banana Split" are you, bloody hell tears to my eyes thinking about it.

Rob Baiton said...

A "banana split" now that is funny!

Cream, ice cream, toppings?

GJ said...

Cheers If I can't be topical, controversal or creative at least I try to be mildly amusing. Otherwise I'm just sad and pathetic

Rob Baiton said...

GJ...

Sad and pathetic are not the words I think of when I read what you write...

Rob Baiton said...

GJ...

More than mildly amusing...I had a good little chuckle to myself!

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