08 July 2008

Nine Words Women Use...

Something that came into the inbox and well worth a read for men, you might learn something. And it is worth a read for women because they will get a little giggle out of the truth of these statements.

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. Then you RUN!

7 comments:

GJ said...

See the smart and or injuried amongst us knew this.

Rob Baiton said...

Indeed we do.

The post really was for those that remain uninjured or who are less smart than they think :D

the writer said...

LOL Yes I am familiar with all terms that are listed here :D

Rob Baiton said...

I figured that you might be! :D

The question though is did it put a smile on your dial?

the writer said...

Oh yes I did smile when I read this, but the reason is probably because we never really think when we say these words. It comes out automatically!

Your writing made me realise that men (in general) must have had difficulties in interpreting / reacting toward these words :P

Rob Baiton said...

maybe a difficulty in interpreting or maybe we just play dumb on these things?

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