25 April 2008

More Sex = More Visitors in a Statistical Sense

Sorry readers...

But in an effort to boost visitors to my blog I have decided to increase the frequency of "naughty" posts. You know the ones, the ones about sex, any and all kinds of sex, perhaps even pictures and film, maybe even a snuff movie! (Oops, I think I am letting on that I know too much about this subject matter!)...

Just kidding! Yet, as sad as it is for me, my statistics are showing a definite trend towards south, they are hardly in free-fall (probably because they are not high enough to free-fall anyway) but there is no upwards trending going on here. So, back to the point! A few posts about a teenager proposing provocatively in a swimsuit and a child genius morphing into an escort were good statistically in terms of attracting visitors. Unfortunately, my other offerings have proven to be far less attractive!

However, I am not in this game to become the most popular blogger in the universe but rather I am in it to humor myself! And humor myself I do!

Good weekend to all!

6 comments:

Anggara said...

mungkin pak rob harus menulis dalam bahasa Indonesia, supaya ratingnya naik :)

GJ said...

Hey Rob,

If you are talking about sex, I would have thought that pleasuring yourself rather than humoring would be more apt!!:-D

GJ

treespotter said...

GJ, you are lewd.

Rob, trying linking. People linking to you bring traffic - then it's up to you to get the good stuff.

well, if all else fails, try pictures :D

Anonymous said...

lol :D and here i was thinking this would be my own great idea.

Lex dePraxis said...

Give pictures with sex-related description in the ALT tag.

Rob Baiton said...

lex depraxis...

Thanks for the tip!