If you are, or even if you aren't, I hope you have a sense of humor!
Three little boys were worried because they could not get any one to play with them. So, they decided that the reason no one would play with them was because they had not been baptized and, also, because they did not go to Sunday School.
So, off they went to find the nearest church.
But, when they got there, there was only the janitor available.
One of the little boys said to the janitor, "we need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us!" "Will you baptize us?"
"Sure," said the janitor.
The janitor took the boys into the bathroom and dunked their little heads, one by one, into the toilet bowl. The proclaimed the janitor, "You are now baptized!"
Once the little boys got outside the church, one of them piped up, "So, what religion do you think we are?"
To which the oldest one replied,
"We are not Kathlik, they pour the water on you!"
"We are not babtis, they dunk all of you in the water!" and
"We are not Methdiss, they just sprinkle the water on you!"
At which point, the youngest chimed in with, "Didn't you smell that water?"
All the little boys said in unison, "Yeah! What do you think that means then?"
To which the youngest one replied, "I think it means we are Pisspatarians!"