It takes all sorts to make this world that we live in. And, sometimes you just have got to wonder what makes some people tick. In this age of modern technology and super fast communication, the chances of you doing something stupid and getting away with it are decreasing all the time.
So it was for Kevin Bishop, the subway masturbator. Bishop was snapped on a mobile phone doing the deed and then reported to the police. The police originally said it was not a matter for them. however, they back-tracked rather quickly from this position and on recognizing Bishop from a couple of posters, arrested him.
Bishop is facing up to 90 days in jail for his chicken choking activities. His excuse, "officer, they just fell out and I was trying to put them back in." Maybe, no one ever told bishop that any more than three shakes and it is a wank. I have to say, I have caught a lot of trains over the years and I cannot recall even one time where the family jewels and tackle just fell out by themselves, and then having a hard time (pun intended) in trying to restore some order by getting them back inside my strides.
Nope, definitely not looking good for Mr. Bishop. Another WTF were you thinking moment.
5 comments:
"Chicken choking"... I love Australian humour :)
Brett...
We try and have a sense of humour.
What did he mean by "They just fell out" ? Did he have the balls falling out as well?
Therry...
I guess that was the point I was trying to make. I am not sure how they just fall out.
I am guessing it was the whole lot; block and tackle!
I am still trying to work out how your gear all just falls out and lands in your hand, as convenient as that might be, I just do not see it happening.
But it would be a fun argument to listen to in court as the defense lawyer tries to explain the intricacies of the "falling out".
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