18 January 2010

Little Johnny -- Fascinate...

Keeping with the change of pace.

This is a joke that was sent to me recently. I would reckon that a "Little Johnny" search on Google will turn up thousands of jokes (I might go check it out after this post). Perhaps, even a version of this one.

Seeing that I am getting into teaching (received a scholarship for that very purpose) makes this particular joke even funnier.

A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Matilda said, "My family went to the Taronga Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, Matilda, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'"

Sheila raised her hand and said, "My family went to the Western Plains Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Good Sheila, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'"

Little Johnny raised his hand.

The teacher hesitated because Johnny was notorious for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him.

Johnny said loudly, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons."

The teacher said, "That was good, Johnny. However, you did not use the word 'fascinate' in your sentence."

Little Johnny continued, "But her boobs are so big, she can only fasten eight!"

And a bonus for those of you who enjoy Little Johnny's ability to make anything funny...

Little Johnny is walking down the hall when he hears a noise from his parents room. He knocks on the door and asks his mom what’s going on. “Playing cards,” she replies. “Who’s your partner?” asked little johnny. “Your father!”

Content with his answer, Little Johnny walks further down the hall towards his room when he hears the same noise coming from his sister’s room. Again, he knocks on the door and asked his sister what was she doing. “Playing cards.” “With who?” he asks. ”My boyfriend!” she says.

A short while later, Little Johnny’s father is walking down the hall and hears a noise coming from Little Johnny’s room. He knocks on the door and asks ”What are you doing?” “Playing cards!” replied Johnny. ”Who’s your partner?” asked his father…

Little Johnny answers promptly, “With a hand like this who needs a partner?”

4 comments:

H. Nizam said...

Rob,

Ha ha ha ha ha ......
You have made my day.
Naughty Little Johny

Rob Baiton said...

Harry...

Which one do you find funnier?

H. Nizam said...

Rob,

It's hard to say.
But it's an irony that a little boy can have such kind of fantasy (???)

Rob Baiton said...

Harry...

Not really. The sexualization of children in many ways happens at an early age. Whether it be through the "birds and bees" talks of parents or sex ed at school.

I always pegged a fantasy as something you would like to do but either did not have the courage to do it or were never in a position to indulge your fantasy :D