Some Sage Advice...

Some sage advice taken from "The wisest wisdom of Guru Bob"...



Warning...maybe not to everyone's taste or sense of humor...



"You can't always get what you want - but you can get what you need. Then you can swap it for what you want."



"If you step on people on your way to the top, you can step on them again on your way back down."



"Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you've got their shoes."



"Never argue with a fool. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."



"If you lend a helping hand to a friend in need, they'll remember you again the next time they're in need."



"There's more than one way to skin a cat - if you've got enough cats to practice on."



"The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're brilliant."



"If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your wife first suggested."



"May I be granted he serenity to accept what I cannot change, the courage to change what I can - and the ability to crush anyone who tries to get in my way."



Pope Gavin III, from the fifth century, had a saying:

"Quod latinum dictum, altum audit - 'whatever is said in Latin sounds profound'."



"Things may come to those who wait - but only what's left over by those who didn't wait."



There is always more but for now this will do...Happy reading :)